Hello, you've reached Pamela Poovey. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave your name and number and I'll return your call as quickly as possible. Unless this is the Yakuza, in which case, Sore wa watashi de wa nakatta. Watashi wa 'Pam' o shiranai. Watashi wa nihongo ga hanasenai.
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