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2015-04-01 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

from here

"Did you want to try sleeping together*, though? I mean, it can be loads of fun! My pony friends and I used to do it all the time back home in Equestria. And it's okay if it's a wrong number, I'll sleep with pretty much anypony!"

* Pinkie Pie is blissfully unaware of the street meaning of this phrase. Probably. I mean, like, 90% most likely.


2015-04-01 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

(Sent here!)


2015-04-01 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

"I'll have you know that I don't entertain denial, and I have a very good exercise regimen and no 'manboobs' to speak of. And profanity is much more effective when used judiciously."


2015-04-01 10:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"... Wait, I'm confused. If we're both in agreement about the sex thing, why should I open the door naked? Which, for the record, I'm not doing. Just so we're clear."